ellenphant:)
AskMeAskMeAskMe
it’s cool that I only had 3 friends to begin with and now I have 1. lol
Flaco Meezy (via flacomeezy)
do you think yahoo realizes that they just bought a website where 99.9% of users don’t like them?
#we will sacrifice yahoo to satan
I started this year off with what felt like a shit ton of friends, but now that all this shit has happened, I know that I only have a handful of people that actually give a shit. So fuck the rest of you.
Jennifer E. Smith (via iquestionreality)
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
